We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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