so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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