So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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