toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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