Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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