holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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