We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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