is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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