I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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