i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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