Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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