So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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