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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.

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  Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?

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• (925): View more from California

  when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.

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  Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married

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• (559): View more from California

  The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned

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• (914): View more from New York

  Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Is 1:30 too early for the bar?

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  Do you want my opinion or society's?

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  I want your company

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!

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• (408): View more from California

  Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.

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