do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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