I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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