How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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