it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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