the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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