I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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