So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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