Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
