Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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