At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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