Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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