If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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