i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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