she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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