Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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