Banned from zoo.
Again?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
