Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Still dying that you shit outside
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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