Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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