what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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