I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Randomize
