Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
We smell like vodka and hangover
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