I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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