At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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