you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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