i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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