trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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