By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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