Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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