you win again, gameday.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
My feet surprised me
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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