HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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