your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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