i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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