Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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