Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
You are a genius and a whore.
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