I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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