I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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