Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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