And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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