No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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