i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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